A Brief History of FloofCorp

  1. The Spark of an Idea

    Founder has a dream about a self-toasting toaster. FloofCorp is conceived on a napkin, which immediately catches fire.

  2. Secured Seed Funding

    A team of venture capitalists, impressed by our confidence and lack of a business plan, invests heavily. We buy a foosball table.

  3. The Great Pivot

    After the toaster incident, the company pivots to creating a cloud-based platform for organizing sock drawers. The foosball table remains.

  4. Reached Unicorn Status

    The Sock Organizer 9000 becomes a viral sensation. We are valued at a billion dollars. The foosball table is now gold-plated.